Filing bankruptcy is serious business, but it’s not the end of the world. It is always good to have a positive perspective on things, and that includes the bankruptcy process. With this in mind, below are a few light hearted jokes about bankruptcy:
“If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get re-possessed.”
“Due to the slumping economy, Six Flags is filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Ironically, when they get to bankruptcy court, they’ll have to wait in a line a mile long for two hours only to realize later that this ride really isn’t all that great.”
“The courts allowed the bankruptcy proceedings for Chrysler to go forward this week. The bankruptcy was approved after the judge told Chrysler to sit in a room for a few minutes while the judge went to talk to his manager.”
“The Dodgers are so broke, when players steal bases, owner Frank McCourt asks that they please return them.”
“The Dodgers are so broke, three of their players tested positive for ramen noodles.”
“Q: What’s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.”
Maintaining a positive attitude throughout your bankruptcy will help you rebound quickly after your case ends. The federal bankruptcy laws can help you reshape your finances and get a fresh financial start. So put a smile on your face, and know that things are going to be better soon.
If you are struggling with serious debt, contact an experienced bankruptcy attorney and discover how the bankruptcy laws can help. Bankruptcy can stop creditor harassment, protect your assets, and put you on a road to recovery.